Your Chance to Join NIAFL Football: The Essay Contest

i want in because you guys need more lower case letters in your league. you already have enough capital letters.

also, the other reason to let me in is that my other fantasy football league possibility -- they haven't yet determined whether there's an opening this season -- is a league made up of former and current professional baseball players and coaches, mostly minor leaguers. rico brogna was in the league last year. seriously. i'm not making this up. so if you let me join (and that other league lets me in), you can all say that you guys know a guy who knows rico brogna. and that's kinda cool.

the end.

 

Fuck that Leo, no one needs more little letters.

These guys need someone who is going to liven things up from time to time (see press release from earlier), not someone who knows Rico fucking Brogna.

Pick Ricky Deep.

 

I already know what team drafted Rico Brogna. So I may need a better reason.

 

Or even Rico Dynamite

 

eh. who cares? i'll live. ;D :

 

Or if you let me in, you can say you know a guy that knows Rico Brogna...and was married on the same day as Rico Brogna to boot.

 

What's the deadline on this assignment?

 

Dude, don't bother. The spot's sewn up.

 

Hmm, it looks like you're out of the running.

 

Y'all really want someone who can't follow directions?