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Your business card is crap!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ArnoldBabar, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    It's really hard to believe this person actually exists. The mind boggles at what it would take to turn an innocent child into such a monumental, clueless bag of douche.
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Thinks he's a fool:

  3. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I don't know, Patrick Bateman might actually look up to this guy. After all, he spent 25 years designing his business card!

    Is it really good for business to admit it took you a quarter of a century to come up with your business card?
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Best line:

    "It took me 25. Years. To design this."

    That's 25 years he'll never get back.
  5. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Probably not.
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Odds are good that's my next publisher.
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    The good news is you have a job for the next 25 years working on your business card.
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    ATM Machine
    (No, that's not redundant)

    Here's my draft. What do you think?
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    What's the weight of the paper? Is it die cut? Is it embossed?
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Slow down, chief.

    I've got a couple decades to make THOSE decisions.
  11. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    It took him 25 years to make that? What a retard.
  12. Wow.
    That's all I've got.
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