"Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist"

Took a trip on my crazy neighbor's boat to head downtown for New Year's. (Before I knew he was crazy, of course). Lots of beers and food were had during the festivities. And we anchored in the basin overnight. So, naturally, the next morning before we headed back to the marina, things were rumbling. I did what comes naturally, before I realize you can't really "flush" a toilet on a sailboat. The cap'n had a shit fit.

 

I have feared that one day someone will sneak a dirty bomb onto a plane.