Your 2009 hurricane forecast

To protect it from being damaged by hurricanes?

 

I did always think it ironic that, for years, they never had a good gauge on Andrew's strength because the winds ripped the anemometer off the roof of the National Hurricane Center.
Still, you wouldn't put a winter weather research center in Georgia. Or an avalanche research center in Louisiana.

 

A few notes:

1.) Hurricane protection in Colorado is working, assholes. When's the last time a hurricane hit Denver?

2.) Forecasting "four to seven" hurricanes ... HA. That's like saying that your weiner's between three and nine inches long.

3.) There's only one bad-ass name on this year's list: Joaquin.



The storm will destroy every toilet in Kansas City.

 

I dunno, after Wilma in 2005, I'm not exactly looking forward to the arrival of Fred this year.

 

I said the same thing after eating at some of that city's barbecue joints.

 

I don't think there will ever be a hurricane with my name.

 

My name starts with a B and it never comes up. But Ida and Mindy and Henri, THEY get hurricanes.

 

Just now? The Gulf Coast has been a free-fire zone for tropical cyclones since before history was being recorded in that region.

 

Yeah, but he can stop hurricanes with his feet.

And it's funny that you're posting on this thread with an avatar of the Carolina Hurricanes. I like it but just sayin' ...

 

Well, they're down 0-2 to the Pens, so I'm guessing the forecast is gloomy.

 

Outing alert: Meat is his own best friend.



Barf! ;D

 

I'm surprised Claudette didn't get retired. The last one pimp-slapped the Texas coast pretty good.

Grace ... now there's an old-school badass hurricane name.