You'll get our lemonade stand when you pry it from our cold, dead fingers

Police chief who shut down girls lemonade stand has her house shot at ...

http://www.wistv.com/story/15116553/police-chiefs-house-shot-at-after-he-shut-lemonado-stand-down

 

That was probably only the fifth-most-depressing story on that website.

 

You don't shut down the business of made kids.

 

Rules is rules.

 

"There was nothing we could do about it" - Robert DeNiro

 

wow, that is a lot of depressing news in a tiny little burg.

 

Actually, the list of depressing stories on the site was for the station's coverage area around the city of Columbia. Unfortunately, that's about normal for a city of that size.

 

"Pellet gun", for what it's worth. Still really dumb. Not really deadly.

If you didn't see it happen or the shots didn't hit a window, I'm not even sure how you'd know someone shot at your house with a pellet gun.

 

How sad is it that when I hear the words "pellet gun," this is one of the first things that popped into my head?

 

I kind of liked the story about the guy who fell into the outhouse hole looking for antique bottles. Sounds like a new History Channel show.

 

That's a great movie. I don't care what anybody says.