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You'd be pissed too if you were the deer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double Down, Dec 16, 2006.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    http://www.cdapress.com/articles/2006/12/15/news/news04.txt

    I bet the deer was freaking pissed that The Wire didn't get nominated for any Golden Globes. Either that, or he was sick and damn tired of the shit J.J. Abrams has been pulling on LOST this season. I mean, the Black Smoke kills Mr. Eko? Even the deer knows that was some bullshit.
     
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    On my drive through Texas tonight I only saw two live deer and three deer that didn't appear to have heads anymore and there was blood sprayed all over the highway. I'd say those deer had a right to be pissed.
     
  3. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    save the deerleader
    save the world
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    At least he didn't kill it and THEN fuck it, like that dude in Wisconsin.
     
  5. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Ah, Wisconsin.
     
  6. I can't believe I missed that story.
     
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    That's about the fifth-weirdest fucked-up story out of Wisconsin this year.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/34057/

    The best part is that his defense against bestiality charges is that since the deer was dead, he technically couldn't be violating it...
     
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear blue water ... BAM! A FUCKIN' BULLET RIPS OFF PART OF YOUR HEAD! YOUR BRAINS ARE LAYING ON THE GROUND IN LITTLE BLOODY PIECES. Now, I axe ya: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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  10. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Damn Starman... you beat me to it.
     
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