You'd be pissed too if you were the deer

http://www.cdapress.com/articles/2006/12/15/news/news04.txt

I bet the deer was freaking pissed that The Wire didn't get nominated for any Golden Globes. Either that, or he was sick and damn tired of the shit J.J. Abrams has been pulling on LOST this season. I mean, the Black Smoke kills Mr. Eko? Even the deer knows that was some bullshit.

 

On my drive through Texas tonight I only saw two live deer and three deer that didn't appear to have heads anymore and there was blood sprayed all over the highway. I'd say those deer had a right to be pissed.

 

save the deerleader
save the world

 

At least he didn't kill it and THEN fuck it, like that dude in Wisconsin.

 

Ah, Wisconsin.

 

I can't believe I missed that story.

 

That's about the fifth-weirdest fucked-up story out of Wisconsin this year.

 

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/34057/

The best part is that his defense against bestiality charges is that since the deer was dead, he technically couldn't be violating it...

 

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear blue water ... BAM! A FUCKIN' BULLET RIPS OFF PART OF YOUR HEAD! YOUR BRAINS ARE LAYING ON THE GROUND IN LITTLE BLOODY PIECES. Now, I axe ya: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

 

Damn Starman... you beat me to it.