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You write the headline contest ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Toot broils dong

    No alliteration or puns, just the facts.
     
  2. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

    Melancholy Dane suffers JLS:
    Jerry Lee Lewis Syndrome
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    A burning sensation
    Area man complains of feeling like he just had sex with Paris Hilton
     
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    That's number 1 in my book thus far.
     
  5. BNWriter

    BNWriter Active Member

    It's a little sly, but how about....Man wounded in gas flare-up...? I started to say gas explosion, but that seemed excessive. :)
     
  6. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Chicken dinner.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    How about:


    On second thought, I'll just keep the damn mole on my ass.
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No wonder I hate the Danes. Playing with open flames during surgery and giving a guy the gas just to slice a mole off his ass.
     
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I don't want to write a headline contest.
    I'd rather compete in a you-write-the-headline contest.
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Chet's nuts roasted by an anal fire
     
  11. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Let's not forget how rude it was of the guy to fart while the doctor was down there.
     
  12. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    EStreet, sorry to hear about your mishap.
    Hope it all heals ok.
     
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