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You write the headline contest ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Apr 8, 2008.

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  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Headlines previously by the Trentonian are too obvious..
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    EStreetJoe, Apr 8, 2008
    #1
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Pants on Fire
    Man breaks wind, then bank with lawsuit
     
    Chi City 81, Apr 8, 2008
    #2
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Good God, that makes Chef look like Doogie Howser.

    What about "Great balls of fire"?
     
    dixiehack, Apr 8, 2008
    #3
  4. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Kjellerups? Not anymore, it won't.
     
    hockeybeat, Apr 8, 2008
    #4
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Gas Leak Hits Home
     
    Sam Mills 51, Apr 8, 2008
    #5
  6. lono

    lono Active Member

    Flaming Asshole
     
    lono, Apr 8, 2008
    #6
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    broiled balls block cock
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 8, 2008
    #7
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Patient breaks wind, catches hell and loses his mind
     
    forever_town, Apr 8, 2008
    #8
  9. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    Dang, that's solid. Do they pay you for those?
     
    jakewriter82, Apr 8, 2008
    #9
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    C'mon, people, do I have to spell it out for you?

    Roasted Nuts!
     
    lono, Apr 8, 2008
    #10
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Um, note the very first line of the thread.
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 8, 2008
    #11
  12. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    That's what I considered calling the thread. Then I figured I'd make it write the headline but note that headlines used by the Trentonian were too obvious :)
     
    EStreetJoe, Apr 8, 2008
    #12
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