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You write the headline contest ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Headlines previously by the Trentonian are too obvious..
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Pants on Fire
    Man breaks wind, then bank with lawsuit
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Good God, that makes Chef look like Doogie Howser.

    What about "Great balls of fire"?
  4. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Kjellerups? Not anymore, it won't.
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Gas Leak Hits Home
  6. lono

    lono Active Member

    Flaming Asshole
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    broiled balls block cock
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Patient breaks wind, catches hell and loses his mind
  9. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    Dang, that's solid. Do they pay you for those?
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    C'mon, people, do I have to spell it out for you?

    Roasted Nuts!
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Um, note the very first line of the thread.
  12. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    That's what I considered calling the thread. Then I figured I'd make it write the headline but note that headlines used by the Trentonian were too obvious :)
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