You wonder how old your kids think you are when....

Your 10 year old daughter asks you if you grew up without TV.

 

No kids, no questions.

 

Thanks, that was funny.

My kids (5 and 7) look at me funny when I describe my first remote control, sitting next to the TV and turning the knob one way then the other.

 

I fear my son will look at me wierd when I try to explain VCRs.

 

Hey, it works even if it's not kids. I once asked my first wife, "What was it like when men landed on the moon?"

 

Spnited, where were you when Archduke Ferdinand was shot?

 

I'm guessing she didn't let you plant your flag for a while after that, huh?

 

I'm at that magical age where I remember growing up with TVs like that, and can still ask my parents what it was like watching the Cubs win their last World Series.

 

i had a first-year jets beat writer ask me, "what was it like to cover namath?"

ouch. i gently told him that namath was even before my time.

my kids have been much kinder. ;D ;D ;D

 

Kids are funny. Even older kids, like the ones I work with that are still in high school or fresh out.

They're so cute, but sometimes I just want to duck tape their mouths shut.

 

Show them a record album.