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You thought razors, beer and a toe was bad........

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Who knows what body parts would be missing if I drank this?

    http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/topstocks/archive/2009/08/04/a-16-000-whisky.aspx

    $16,000 per bottle.

    Eureka.
     
  2. jlee

    jlee Active Member

    You might have to cut something off to afford it in the first place.
     
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Phew. I thought Chef might have given himself a vascetomy.
     
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Funniest story I have; And it involves a doctor cutting on my nuts.

    So, 6 years ago, I go in for my vasectomy.

    Me and mamachef only have 1 kid, and that's all we want.

    Bunch of guys at my old job were busting my balls (no pun intended)

    I'm laying back on the table, and my wife, who was an athletic trainer in college, and loves blood and guts and shit, is in the room.

    I can feel the doc cutting on my nuts, and my wife looks at the doc, and says "Doc, can you move your left hand, so I can see what you're cutting on there?"

    I sit bolt upright and say, "GAWD-DAMMIT WOMAN....THE MAN IS CUTTING ON MY BALLS.....LET THE MAN DO HIS JOB!"

    3 days later, all was well.
     
  5. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    As usual, a Chef-started thread is the opposite of fail!

    rb
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Have mentioned this here before, but used to golf with a urologist in Michigan who did his own vasectomy. He said he was the best doctor he knew, so he took care of it himself, with his wife handing him the, um, instruments.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris, Cole Hamels and Ryan Sonner bow in his direction
     
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I hope he was drunk on fiddy year old fiddy at the time.
     
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