You stay classy, Memphis football

I saw this on Every Day Should Be Saturday:



Here's the link to the Memphis athletics online store: http://store.cstv.com/marketplace/store_contents.cfm?cart_id=06123993971111841051031015818420092808&store_id=15&partner_id=13968&dept_id=523&product_id=154663

 

Thought most of the lack of class left with John Calipari. Oops.

 

How worse shirts weren't made when Arkansas had Nutt as coach and Dick as QB, I'll never know.

 

Too easy. Understanding that's never stopped some wannabe-creative sorts, but anyway ...

 

All the good T-shirt ideas were taken when Jason Peters faced the Cocks.

 

Actually, the Hogs' QBs at one time were two Dicks (Casey and Nathan) and a Johnson (Robert) ...

 

Statewide paper actually would use "Casey" in a headline instead of "Dick." You know, a really Red state.

 

I look at it this way. You're the University of Memphis and you're fighting an uphill battle for media attention, recruits and fans against a neighboring out-of-state school. I think I'd be a little snarky toward that school too.

BTW, I think the shirt's kind of funny. Be even funnier if they somehow knock off the Rebs a week from Sunday.

 

Albert, if they had said something along the lines of "kick them in the Nutt," that would be snarky. Insinuating you want to ejaculate on the Johnny-Rebs (or cause them to ejaculate on themselves) is just gross ...

 

Is the coach's kid on the team or the staff? If so, we could be looking at a line of DEEZ NUTTS merchandise.