You should be ashamed ...

... if you are over 12 and order sweet and sour chicken and a Chinese restaurant.


(feel free to add your own)

 

You can order sweet and sour chicken or a Chinese restaurant. Ordering both is just gluttonous.

 

It's the only Chinese food I can eat. Suck it, Ace.

 

... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

 

or fight with kids...

wear a suit to a sporting event you aren't being paid to attend (at least take off the damn tie).

leave a no-hitter early

 

If you go into a pub in Scotland and order a Coors Light (as my dumbass brother did some years ago on vacation with his wife, who is from Scotland).

 

If you're over 14 and you wear a baseball glove to a game. Or keep score. Or just really like baseball.

 

... if you jaywalk across a busy street with a baby in your arms in three kids at your side.

 

Your body can't process foods that aren't fried and dipped in sugar?

 

Ashamed of liking baseball?

 

I love how the girl is the only sane one in the picture. What a shot.

 

Although, if they add another wild card or implement more replay, I might boycott baseball for the rest of my life.