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You only cover us when we kill deer while wearing underwear...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    ...here's a headline you don't read every day.

    http://www.tennessean.com/article/20091229/NEWS01/91229019/Man++clad+in+underwear+and+sandals++kills+deer+with+stick+
     
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That this dateline isn't from Wisconsin is the upset of the year.

    Of course if this had happened in the Dairy State the guy would have fucked the deer after he killed it.
     
  3. JR

    JR Active Member

    In Toronto we send in cops, the SWAT team and taser the deer.

     
  4. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    I believe that is known as "venison sausage."
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I love the fact that the humane way to end your deer suffering is to have some underpants wearing hillbilly chase you with a stick.
     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Better than a hillbilly sans underwear.

    (And, seriously, if he was really "Country" the sumbitch would have had a rifle handy to do the job.)
     
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I live in Clarksville, and the deer problem here is out of control, despite what that story says. They're dead all over the side of the road. I live in a huge subdivision, and deer wander the streets all the time. One was standing in the middle of the road a few weeks ago, and I drove up on it to within 15 feet.

    And I'm with Inky. Dude should'a had a rifle.
     
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    When the city OKs an urban bow hunt, can I put a tree stand up in your yard?
     
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    No trees, man. But I do have a 4-lane through some woods about a 1/4 mile.
     
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I'm so there.
     
  11. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    maybe this guy was taking a tip from Borat -- just about the 4:00 mark.

     
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