You only cover us when we kill deer while wearing underwear...

...here's a headline you don't read every day.

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20091229/NEWS01/91229019/Man++clad+in+underwear+and+sandals++kills+deer+with+stick+

 

That this dateline isn't from Wisconsin is the upset of the year.

Of course if this had happened in the Dairy State the guy would have fucked the deer after he killed it.

 

In Toronto we send in cops, the SWAT team and taser the deer.

 

I believe that is known as "venison sausage."

 

I love the fact that the humane way to end your deer suffering is to have some underpants wearing hillbilly chase you with a stick.

 

Better than a hillbilly sans underwear.

(And, seriously, if he was really "Country" the sumbitch would have had a rifle handy to do the job.)

 

I live in Clarksville, and the deer problem here is out of control, despite what that story says. They're dead all over the side of the road. I live in a huge subdivision, and deer wander the streets all the time. One was standing in the middle of the road a few weeks ago, and I drove up on it to within 15 feet.

And I'm with Inky. Dude should'a had a rifle.

 

When the city OKs an urban bow hunt, can I put a tree stand up in your yard?

 

No trees, man. But I do have a 4-lane through some woods about a 1/4 mile.

 

I'm so there.

 

maybe this guy was taking a tip from Borat -- just about the 4:00 mark.