You only cover us when our chimpanzee attacks a visitor & is killed!!!

If I am ever around a potentially dangerous chimpanzee, I always wear a large, yellow hat.

 

(nods head in disapproval)

"Buncha bitches."

 

Holeeeee...

http://news.aol.com/article/chimp-attack/345471

You have to wonder just how far this relationship went.

 

It's OK to love your pets, just don;t LOVE your pets.

I heard the 911 call on inside edition. Pretty awful. But the monkey love story was awesome.

 

This story really makes me sad for some reason.

 

"I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee."

 

AWESOME!

 

Why would anyone in their right mind want a wild animal like that for a pet? My only memory of chimps is when one of my best friends got pelted with feces by caged chimps at the zoo. I've hated them ever since. Disgusting creatures.

Oh, right, after reading that link, that guy was DEFINITELY not in his right mind. Move along, nothing to see here.

The whole face transplant issue with the victim is just horrific. God, I hate chimps.

 

If it was Larry Allen vs. an adult chimp, I like the chimp's chances.

Those suckers are badass.

 

Warning, very, very tough to see. The woman who had her face ripped off was on Oprah. The video should be shown to anyone thinking of having an exotic pet.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/victim-chimp-attack-shows-destroyed-face-oprah/story?id=9053544

 

What's up with Oprah and the disfigured person of the week? She had the face transplant person who was shot by her husband on about a month ago. I have sympathy for the victim, but this plays like a ratings stunt better suited for Maury Povich or Tyra Banks.

 

No, Maury would bring out the deformed woman's boyfriend to see if their child is really his.