You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Best part is when she calls her sisters "stupid cocks"

 

Wait, you're married to my wife too?

 

I've heard it used with "punch" but not "punt" before.

 

How about the use of "that" in the first line of the second paragraph?

 

"Frats don't like boring sororities."

Translation: Frats don't like sororities unless the girls get as stupid, sloppy drunk as they are, blow them on command and are probably up for anal.

 

21's sister runs a sorority at Maryland, who knew?

Count me among those who had never heard that expression before, I thought I had heard it all too.

I am oddly interested and at the same time terrified of a woman with a fouler mouth than mine.

 

I did notice in the last paragraph that she used a homophobic word. Take that into consideration, and, if she can throw some basketballs at her sisters' heads, and she would be a perfect wife for Mike Rice.

 

I bet she's cute when she gets mad.

 

Jeez, I'm laughing at the one a few scrolls down about the gal who kept applying for gigs with the Padres ... Oh, and that DIII golf coach's rant was pretty good, too.