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You don't want to die this way

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Apr 29, 2008.

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  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    There are just too many one-liners that could be used here. So I went with a generic subject line.

    http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-04292008-1526476.html

     
    EStreetJoe, Apr 29, 2008
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  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Hi. Have we not met?
     
    mike311gd, Apr 29, 2008
    #2
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    "Sir, is that rigor mortis or are you just enjoying the show?"
     
    cranberry, Apr 29, 2008
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  4. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Have a chicken dinner, cran.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Apr 29, 2008
    #4
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Sir, if you're not going to put another quarter in, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
     
    PeteyPirate, Apr 29, 2008
    #5
  6. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    I guess heaven needed a wanker.
     
    Grimace, Apr 29, 2008
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  7. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    I thought you were only supposed to go blind?
     
    Gutter, Apr 29, 2008
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  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    We got a stiff here!
     
    John, Apr 29, 2008
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  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Are you dead, or are you just happy to see me?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Apr 29, 2008
    #9
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    It was so cool. He didn't say a word. He was just...ready, you know? And we didn't kiss or talk or anything. He just sat there and let me do all the work.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Apr 29, 2008
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  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    I didn't just fuck myself, Jesus, I'm going to be sick!
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Apr 29, 2008
    #11
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    "It was the worst case of carpal tunnel syndrome I've ever seen," corner Wilt Stiff said.
     
    Ace, Apr 29, 2008
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