You design the uniform

A million times, yes. But then again, I looooove me some lime green. Seriously. I love it.

When it comes to football design, simpler is better. The best-dressed teams in the NFL are the Jets, Giants, Cowboys, Bears, Packers, and Chiefs. Classic, timeless looks. The Chargers would bolt (tee-hee) to the top of the list if they ever made the permanent switch to the powder blues. Same for the Bills with their throwbacks.

Oregon's winged shoulders are stupid, but the colors had potential if they weren't matched by a blind person. White helmets and pants, dark green jerseys. Simple and effective.

 

At least the wings made more sense on Oregon's jersey than they did on Florida's "throwback" from last season.

And they're infinitely better than the tire-tread look from a few seasons ago.

 

I honestly paid no attention to the name on the jersey, just looked for a Hartford uni.


Verbeek was great. How can you hate someone with the nickname, "The Little Ball of Hate."

Not a Hartford fan, but more of a Peter Karmanos hater (for several reasons).

 

I'm mostly indifferent about the Whalers, but as a fan of Icethetics, I must say their logo is one of best in sports history. It's perfectly simple. I'm still not convinced green and blue go well together, though.

 

For some reason, I spontaneously vomited as soon as I scrolled down and saw that. Good God.

 

hell yeah. If Jersey Shore was on 20 years ago the Situation and Pauley D would be wearing those pants.

 

All of a sudden, I have the urge to go buy a case of SURGE!!!!

 

Really? I'd take both of these over Oregon's throwbacks:

 

As an avid AFL fan. I say Tampa Bay had the best Zubaz, and these are spectacular.

 

Kerwin Bell had to be one of the best looking QBs in the world wearing this.

 

Oh god, I'm not trying to start a war by saying this, but I love the Steelers' old unis.

 

Surge? Gross. Who the hell ever enjoyed Surge?