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You couldn't pay me to wear that dress ... or could you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Attention women of SportsJournalists.com: Need to pick up some extra spending money? Feeling romantic? Blister-proof heels made for dress shoes? This bride to be is looking for you.

    http://bham.craigslist.org/med/3696427400.html

     
    dixiehack, Apr 1, 2013
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  2. Wenders

    Wenders Well-Known Member

    WTF does "generous looking" mean?
     
    Wenders, Apr 1, 2013
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  3. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I dunno. "Not ugly, but not prettier than the bride"?
     
    RickStain, Apr 1, 2013
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  4. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I was thinking it meant something along the lines of "pleasantly plump."

    If I saw this ad next to "Play Russian roulette with an actual gun used in The Crow" and "Looking for non-claustrophobic fan of rats," I would click on those first.
     
    Care Bear, Apr 1, 2013
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  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You would so be a bridesmaid for the Fuck Box wedding.
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 1, 2013
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  6. Wenders

    Wenders Well-Known Member

    That is kind of what I was thinking...the bride wants hired bridesmaids that are heftier than she is.
     
    Wenders, Apr 2, 2013
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  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I don't even know what that means. Who am I marrying?
     
    Versatile, Apr 2, 2013
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