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You can't make this up: Portland "MJ lookalike" man suing Jordan

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Piotr Rasputin, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member



    Words fail me.

    "What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

    "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This man deserves to die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell. I can't emphasize that strongly enough.
  3. PEteacher

    PEteacher Member

    That's absolutely hilarious.
  4. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    You do realize that this will not see one day in court, right? It will be thrown out and the man will probably have to pay fines equalling Knight's and Jordan's lawyer fees as well as court costs.
  5. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Ok, I hate to take this tangent, but...
    Why, oh, why, oh, why do lunatics like this get any coverage at all?
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    This is all soccer's fault. All of it.
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Not true.

    This is clearly the media's fault.
  8. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Meanwhile, a guy in Chicago who looks like Sam Bowie is suing him.
  9. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Meanwhile, he looks more like Lou Gossett Jr. than MJ.

    And I don't see any horns.
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    So, he's tired of being "accused" of being MJ? I'd think that was a compliment, not something to cause emotional suffering. What a dumbass.
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Just for deterrent effect, Jordan should file a massive countersuit.

    I'd also sic a squadron of PI's on this guy, find out if ever once in his life did he go along willingly with being confused with Jordan, and sue his ass to kingdom come as a result.

    Of course, Jordan would be absolutely demolished in the media as a gorilla squashing a mosquito, but you know what? Sometimes gorillas have to squash mosquitos.
  12. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    This guy needs to turn this into a promising career. He could get free drinks, sleep with lots of hot (but dumb) women, etc.
    Instead, he says things like this:
    "Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.
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