You can't make this stuff up

Watching SportsCenter (LAY OFF ME!!!) and Sal Paolanotoniorhoweverthehellyouspellhisname is reporting on Michael Vick's debut for the Eagles tomorrow night. Apparently Vick will be plenty busy before kickoff as he's attending his bankruptcy hearing in Virginia.

His flight to Phllly won't land until..........4:20 pm. Hope that Aquafina bottle is nice and full, Mike!

 

Awesome.

 

Oh, you mean he has real life bullshit to deal with before going to work --FOR A FUCKING PRACTICE GAME.
Gee, that never happens to anybody else.


Flight lands at 4:20, kickoff is what, 7 or 8, plenty of time to get there.

More overhyped ESPN bullshit.

 

Guess you don't know what 4:20 means and why at least one other person here thinks it's funny in relation to Vick.

 

420. Ha ha.

 

Did Sal say whether they'd be serving snacks on the flight?

 

If the flight doesn't land until 4:20 he probably won't be having any snacking urges during the flight. Peter King better hope his daughter isn't buying the last bag of yogurt covered pretzels at the airport gift shop.

 

If he did, he might lighten up, eh?

(There's a thread in there somewhere ...)

 

The ride from PIA to the Linc is less than 30 minutes. He's got plenty of time. I'm more concerned with his getting out of Norfolk. The traffic can be a bitch in the afternoon plus there is no telling how long he'll be in court.

 

The PETA people apparently read SportsJournalists.com. I saw a "Hide your beagle, Vick's an Eagle" sign in the video ESPN used last night.