You cannot make this up

I'm watching Dancing With the Stars--because my wife is!--and Bristol Palin's debut is to "Mama Told Me Not To Come." If only her boyfriend listened.

 

Would you hit it?

Be honest

 

Zing!

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Maksim.

 

Bristol Palin is my future ex-wife!

 

I'm on the West Coast, so tell me this:

Has The Situation knocked Bristol up yet?

 

Hey now, that's a sitch I wouldn't be able to deal with. I'd slaughter him.

 

They're saving that for sweeps.

 

I'm also watching because my wife is. I thought Bristol was one of the better performers tonight.
I figured The Hoff couldn't be any worse at dancing than he's been at "acting" or "singing." But maybe I was wrong.

 

Just remember, you young kids out there: No one ever got pregnant from a blow job.

 

I am still stunned that people can actually watch this show for two hours.

The blue hairs most love it. That's the only way I can explain the ratings. If memory served, it consistently beat Idol last year.

 

I think some of us would say the same thing about why people would read our own papers.