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@^%& you, Buck, this is MY gift to the board

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I was riding high on the happy hunting grounds of Youtube looking for bad TV clips and I happened upon this bit of Wisconsin-quality cheese.

    It features Richard Dawson, Dorothy Stratten, the Village People, disco Have A Cigar, Mork dressed up as a Denver Broncos cheerleader and several Z-list (and a few A-list) late 70s celebs. This, my friends, is the shit.

    Part I sets the scene. Part II has copious amounts of T&A roller disco and presents Anita Ward's Ring My Bell in a way I've always had in my mind, but never saw expressed so perfectly. Plus horrible doubles tennis.

    Check out the beginning to Part III, featuring an uppity St. Paul TV anchor who was wasn't having this shit. The end of Part IV confirms my belief that Chuck Mangione is intended to be Sunday morning blow job-in-bed music.

    This aired on network fucking TV, people, and I say that not because of the skin, but because of Dawson's awesomely tasteless jokes.

    There are no words.

    Part I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPGPdD2R8g

    Part II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRSBPgmwwkI

    Part III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw50iMXg6rE

    Part IV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5qBoDNvN0
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Dorothy Stratten. ... Oh, man. Dorothy Stratten.
  3. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    WAYLON AND GODDAMN MADAM? How could you not mention them?!
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Playboy's Roller Disco & Pajama Party" (1979) - Part 2 - Richard Dawson, Hugh Hefner"

    I am laughing just at the title.
  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Not on camera -- the end-of-Scarface pile of cocaine.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    And they left the commercials. Fantastic!
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    James Brown did not seem amused by Wayland Flowers in part IV.
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Jim Brown ... and he was probably thinking, "why I am here with this damn puppet when I could be balls-deep in Dorothy Stratton right now."
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Sorry, yeah. Mondays.
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'd like to point out the I used 'gift' as a verb, like you'd find on a flier from a Chinese restaurant.
    Whic makes for a much funnier thread title.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Even better than Battle of the Network Stars?
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

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