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You Be the Dad

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PopeDirkBenedict, Jun 2, 2008.

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Would you rather that your daughter grew up to be a.....

  1. MMA Fighter

    80.6%
  2. Stripper

    19.4%
  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Shit......me and Joe have something in common......I want to motorboat his daughters' breasts too!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    It's kind of hard to imagine being a dad when the closest I'll ever come to that is all the student writers I work with at my shop.

    There wasn't a "neither" option, so I went for MMA fighter. I'd rather have a daughter beat the shit out of someone else than rub her ta tas in some pathetic looser's face.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Not everyone who goes to a topless bar is a pathetic looser. Some are drunken bachelor party guests. Stop painting with such a broad brush.
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I AM NOT A PATHETIC LOOSER!
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    No, but you're a heterosexual female. I doubt very seriously said daughter would rub her ta tas in your face. Unless both you and she wanted to *ahem* test the waters.

    And I know scrip clubs aren't populated by just pathetic loosers.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    One can be a straight woman and still enjoy strip clubs.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sure. The lads are all worked up. Easy pickins.
     
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I've actually been to one or two. Let's just say I didn't enjoy it either time.
     
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I can't believe no one has posted this gem from Chris Rock...

    (NSFW)
     
  10. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I'll go for MMA, as the other option makes me feel all oogey.
     
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'd much rather she be a stripper, least right this moment.
     
  12. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    How great is it that this thread generates the "Who Eploited Miley Cyrus?" ad?
     
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