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YF - More than a coffee dude

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    A Marlins fan would have.......fuck it......there are no Marlins fans.
  2. Gehrig

    Gehrig Active Member

    Former wrestler Tatanka disagrees.

  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Wasn't he Superfly Jimmy Snuka's partner?
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    A Pirates fan would've traded all of his weapons for a styrofoam cup and a bag of airline peanuts, then tell his friends that it was all part of his long-range plan to nail the sumbitch.
  5. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    A Mets fan would have secured all the financing while promising to kill him, then would have delivered a Puerto Rican with a fake Gaddafi mustache and glasses on
  6. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    A Cubs fan would have waited until next year.
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    A Red Sox fan would have missed Gaddafi because he was inside the compound eating chicken and drinking beer.
  8. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    A White Sox fan would beat the shit out of him with his son with thousands watching.
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    An A's fan would have measured his gun-cleaning accuracy and his video-taking ability.
  10. Gehrig

    Gehrig Active Member

    A Jays fan would have been wearing a white shirt and stealing signs.
  11. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    A Patriots fan would have hit 18 of Gaddafi's men but missed Gaddafi himself with the final bullet

    (all the good baseball jokes were taken, and i'll be damned if i try to squeeze an astros fan joke out of a stone)
  12. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    I was going to post something about them. Something along the lines of they were too busy losing to the local little league 6th place finishers. But even that sounds too easy.
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