YF - More than a coffee dude

A Marlins fan would have.......fuck it......there are no Marlins fans.

 

Former wrestler Tatanka disagrees.

 

Wasn't he Superfly Jimmy Snuka's partner?

 

A Pirates fan would've traded all of his weapons for a styrofoam cup and a bag of airline peanuts, then tell his friends that it was all part of his long-range plan to nail the sumbitch.

 

A Mets fan would have secured all the financing while promising to kill him, then would have delivered a Puerto Rican with a fake Gaddafi mustache and glasses on

 

A Cubs fan would have waited until next year.

 

A Red Sox fan would have missed Gaddafi because he was inside the compound eating chicken and drinking beer.

 

A White Sox fan would beat the shit out of him with his son with thousands watching.

 

An A's fan would have measured his gun-cleaning accuracy and his video-taking ability.

 

A Jays fan would have been wearing a white shirt and stealing signs.

 

A Patriots fan would have hit 18 of Gaddafi's men but missed Gaddafi himself with the final bullet

(all the good baseball jokes were taken, and i'll be damned if i try to squeeze an astros fan joke out of a stone)

 

I was going to post something about them. Something along the lines of they were too busy losing to the local little league 6th place finishers. But even that sounds too easy.