Yet another reason to hate Wal-Mart

Always had a thing for the wife in those awful Crappy Tire commercials.

 

Inky be damned, I just wasted five minutes of my life getting that crappy video to play when I could have been downloading porn.
*Shakes fist angrily*
And I'd imagine that the local places got a crack at the desperation minutes that ESPN had to sell at the last minute, so it wasn't extended bumps and promos for upcoming ESPN events.
A minute sold at half-price brings in more revenue than a minute not sold.

 

She'd probably be a horror show to live with after all that time she's spent with Crappy Tire Guy. His smash-me-in-the-face-with-an-oar smugness probably destroyed every bit of self-esteem she ever had, meaning you'd be propping her up for the next 40 years. That, or she'd always be comparing you to Mr. Mastercraft -- does your tool measure up? Can you work it like he could? Either way, death would be the only way out. Yours or hers? You decide. :-\

 

They don't look like that at my local Walmart

 

When did Wal Mart add a stripper section?

Must be in the back corner by the automotive section -- I never go there.