Yes, I'm watching the Keeping Up With The Kardashians reality show . . . .

She would get a top-5 seed at my mistress auditions.

Uh, if I was having any . . . . .

 

I'm shocked that there hadn't been a picture posted on this thread.

Buncha slackers!

 

She is not that hot but its not like I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers now that I am thinking about it there is not many girls I would kick out of bed...

 

I can't wait for you to post pictures of your girlfriend if you think Kim's "not that hot."

Good lord.

 

The knowledge that she let an ex-boyfriend piss on her in a home video makes her less hot. But maybe that's just me.

 

Is it that hard to write a gramatically correct sentence?

 

People have different tastes.

I don't see why everybody thinks she's so hot. She does zip for me.

 

It's not just you, Doc. A girl automatically loses half-a-point for having No. 1 or No. 2 on her voluntarily, and a full point if it's leaked to the Internet. Yet even with that full point deduction I can say without reservation I would wear Kim's ass on my head like Davy Crockett wore 'coon skin.

 

Kim Kardashian’s big bottom with a side of back fat.

 

I find the family's fortune to be rather attractive.

Must consider all factors. Yes, she was urinated on. But she can shower.

But wow . . that last photo is unflattering. I guess she moves to wild-card status for me.

 

I'm still wondering if Jenner has a career these days (other than appearing on this show). It would seem that he is a house husband, living off his wife and stepdaughters' inheritance.

 

Kim's apparently BFF with Brittny Gastineau, who, despite her 15 minutes being long gone, is still incredibly beautifull, IMHO.