"Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis."

hey, dammit, i'm not mature and you know it.

 

When it comes to penises you're more mature than me

 

shit, i laughed at that. that was solid.

but really, i'd be shithouse pissed if someone did that in front of my kids. damn near taking a poke at somebody pissed.

 

Petty pokes perverted penis penciler.
See page A3.

 

Did he take his balls out of his wife's purse?

 

In Cowshitistan, there's a pretty good chance the cashier would have called the cops. The cashiers here are all up in your shit. They usually get freaked out when I buy soy products and ask me all sorts of obnoxious questions. And one cashier- a cheerleaderish teenager- was so offended that I was buying an herbal supplement that she all but accused me of being addicted to it. Hell, I even get shifty looks when buying beer, sometimes. The good cashiers of Cowshitistan would likely have interpreted the pecker drawing as sexual assault and called the cops faster than you could say "Jeebus is mad again."

 

I sign random things like "I like cheese" and "Check out Madonna's new CD" all the time when I'm using an electronic machine but I've never been this bold. Something tells me that, with my luck, I'll end up with cashiers like writing irish described.

 

When I open my English pub, it will be called "The Cock and Balls."

Featuring a chicken perched atop a pool table, of course.

 

Dangit .... NSFW.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rdi/lowres/rdin529l.jpg

 

This guy wonders what the big deal is:

 

Dammit, you beat me to the reference.

It was obvious the guy was possessed by some sort of dick demon.

 

Nah. She lets him keep one in his wallet.