"Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis."

I don't know if this is true (or if someone else posted it...TSP, plz confirm k thxbai), but holy shit, is this ever funny.

http://www.drunkrepublic.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=97%3Awhen-your-credit-card-signature-fun-backfires&catid=34%3Ahumor&Itemid=60

EDIT: There's an illustration of a penis in there. So, you know, it may not be suitable for work.

 

If there's ever an award for best thread title, this is a shoo-in.

 

i assume this has to do with my credit card fucking me and jacking my interest rate to 24 percent?

 

some dickhead drawing his short cock and small balls on his credit card sig line would not make me laugh if i were the guy in line behind him. i have better shit to do than wait for some fucking idiot to sort out his childlike life follies.

 

I can't argue with that.

 

Dear Tomas:

Too fucking bad.

Sincerely,
The Guy In Front Of You

 

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today.

 

dear guy in front of me,

how does my foot feel in your asshole?


hugs - tomas

 

Oh that's your foot? Phew.

 

bastard.

 

Just goes to show: never smart to dick around when it comes to your credit.

 

This thread has great potential.