Yeah, I know, she's only a 6, but.. (NSFW)

She has some similar videos like that out there, but I had not seen that one...

I'm just curious how long it's going to take her and Brooklyn Decker to follow the leads of Stephanie Seymour, Paulina Porizkova, Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson and do nudity.

 

Brooklyn Decker already has.

 

Really? How did I miss that?

 

Honest to god nudity? Not that fake, misleading bullshit Maxim "HEY, BROOKLYN DECKER IS TOPLESS ON OUR COVER!!!" but she's got her back turned or her arms crossed cocktease makes me want to punch a Maxim editor in the kidneys nudity?

 

Yes. Use Google. I think Egotastic has the photos. It's only above-the-waist stuff, but her breasts are glorious enough.

 

Yeah, I saw them. I had seen those before. Artsy, but still nudity.

 

At least according to The Internets, Upton is 5'10", 130, a size 3 and a D-cup, so it's not like she's radically thick either. Solid 6 territory.

 

There's Perfect 6 territory, and Kate Upton owns a piece of property there.

 

For some women - like the one I sleep next to - the figures on the link you sent are much more attainable than Upton's or Christina Hendricks's. The "real women have curves" meme is pretty played out by now. There are small women and big women and everything in between. All of them real, from what I can tell.

 

For some reason, these two links from March 2010 are currently the top stories on Jezebel.com

http://jezebel.com/5495699/exclusive-more-models-come-forward-with-allegations-against-fashion-photographer

http://jezebel.com/5494634/meet-terry-richardson-the-worlds-most-fked-up-fashion-photographer

From the second link:

Richardson is described as having an intern, a NYU communications major identified only by her first name, Alex, whose duties included doing his dishes and posing for photos fellating Richardson from the kitchen trash can while wearing a tiara that reads "Slut."

Do you still not care if he's a skeeve?

 

Not particularly.

 

No.