Yay! The asylum is back open for business!

When I try to access the site on my Blackberry (shut up, I'm getting an iPhone next week), I still get the message that we're down.

 

Oh good...cause that beer bottle got stuck and I had to make a waddle of shame to the ER. Funny, they ACTUALLY have a box like in Scrubs marked "stuff found in asses".

 

That's been happening for me off and on all day.

 

Never seen the show, but I have a friend who's an ER nurse. The BEST stories.

Had me rolling with one involving an asshole, a hairspray bottle, an X-ray, an intern and an alleged penile implant (but it was the hairspray bottle).

Dear God, some people are too stupid to live.

 

My freakout GChat message to Moddy was ignored. But PopeDirkBenedict fed my addiction with what anyone who didn't read the site would assume were outlandish parodies of posts ... but were actually totally believable. Which might say more or less about this site.

Either way, eternal love to PDB for amusing me as the shakes took over.

 

Fuck you guys. I had to converse with my husband for two whole hours last night. I think at one point we discussed FEELINGS. Jesus Christ. That better not happen again.

 

You didn't have to talk for two hours, y'know. Just get yer piece of ass and crash.

 

True statements right there, Dools.

 

And off and on again today. Finally got in this time.

 

This happened to me too, on my berry, yesterday and today.

I finally figured out how to fix it. On your browser, hit the bberry logo button, scroll down, choose options and at the bottom of that menu, under Clear Browser Data, select Cookies then hit Clear Now.

That should fix it. You'll have to relogin to sj, but you shouldn't see the maintenance message again.