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Yanks sign Billy Crystal

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by spnited, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You don't know what the hell you're doing.
     
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Billy Crystal is almost 60? Holy jeez...
     
  3. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Pitch Billy low and away, he's not much taller than four feet.
     
  4. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    I bet he's a better hitter than Mienkevitch
     
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Oh, get over it. They aren't even playing a major-league team in that game.
     
  6. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    Maybe they'll put him at shortstop for defensive purposes.
     
  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Apparently Crystal played today, first pics have already come in:

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  8. vicd

    vicd Active Member

    Any chance he'll be playing catcher Wednesday against the Rays?
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    and you'll hear about it for the next 15 years...
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Awesome.
     
  11. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    When I first heard this, I immediately thought it would make a great Seinfeld skit.

    George Costanza is seen sleeping during a Yankee meeting. Steinbrenner's asking about who the Yanks should call up from the minor leagues, Costanza awakens when asked, and says the first thing that comes to his mind either so as to not appear to have been sleeping or because his misheard the question.

    "Billy Crystal" says Costanza.

    "Billy Crystal? The actor?" says Steinbrenner.

    "Um, yeah, sure." Costanza says nervously.

    "George, that's a great idea." Steinbrenner remarks.

    Hilarity ensues.
     
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    His daughter is pretty bangable in 61.

    By the way, when does Billy die of "Look at me! I'm special!" disease?
     
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