Yankees sign Santana!!!

I bet the Mets wish they signed Stevie Ray Vaughan instead of Mo Vaughn

 

Yeah, at least Stevie can deliver.

 

Whatever happened to Joe Satriani when you need him?

Oh well, the Yanks musta thought he was so smooth.

 

He refused to sign. Something about how the Yankees wanted a no surfing with the alien clause in his deal.

 

Dammit!!! Don't do that to me!

I stop home to check email quick, take a quick look at the board since I'm online and think that Johan Santana has gone over to the dark side.

Grrrrrrr!

 

It's all in the game of love, apparently.

 

The Red Sox have started negotiations with Eric Clapton

 

I hear they've already hit a crossroads.

 

I'm thinking Manny can defintely sing backup

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.