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XXX Tabletop Dining

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Another winner.
     
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    There seems to be a couple of missing pieces of information in the story, which could have used some further reporting.

    First, just what kind of sex were they having? Just straight old vaginal, or was he was getting a BJ?

    Or worse, what if they were assfucking right there on that table in front of God, Country, Ceiling Cat and everyone?

    What position? Missionary, doggie style, other, or does it depend on the type of restaurant?

    So enquiring minds want to know, which hole(s) was it?
     
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    No idea, but I hope that was a tourist family from Iowa dining at the next table on the way back from the Magic Kingdom.
     
  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    People sure are acting like total pigs these days.
     
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    What's the big deal? We see this every saturday night at our local IHOP. Or as we call it "IHump"
     
  6. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

  7. BNWriter

    BNWriter Active Member

    It did not look bruised, but maybe he is, Moddy. I, myself, could not tell that that was a bruise. But the smile/grin still does not help. He's still coming off to me as a cocky M-F.
     
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    A guy who thinks that kind of behavior is OK just might come across that way, no question. I still think it is the result of the scuffle.
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Maybe she cold-cocked him?
     
  10. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    POGTFO

    Don't judge. I bet the table was a 6, at least.
     
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    [​IMG]

    I would like to put it in her box
    I would like to put it in this fox
    I would like to do it in a house
    I would like to rip open her blouse
    I'd do it to her here or there
    I'd do it to her anywhere
    I'd hit on a table, curb or ramp
    I do much like it, Verse I am
     
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Well, I was hoping to see the table but she will do.
     
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