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WTF! It's 2:35 a.m., and the guy next door is MOWING HIS LAWN.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Jul 16, 2006.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Just another Slice of Life in Middle America. :eek: ::) :eek:
  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I bet Jack Bauer mows his lawn at 2:35 am.
  3. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jack Bauer just stares down his grass until it cuts itself.
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I suspect alcohol may have been involved. He seems to be having altogether too much fun. ::) ;)
  5. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Chuck Norris mows his lawn at 3 a.m. while he's temporarily blinded after an explosion.
  6. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    If he starts taking it apart, you'll know it's more than alcohol.
  7. Dude

    Dude Well-Known Member

    Call the cops. Seriously.

    That's fucked up.
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    He's got an advisory board/coaching staff standing on the porch shouting out guidance and advice. More brain cells will die to get this lawn mowed than will be used to land the space shuttle.

    I would, except for a few good reasons:

    1) It's a city lot. 30 x 100 feet. He'll be done within 15 minutes.

    2) The cops around here don't want to be bothered by anything less than assault with intent to commit.

    3) If this dude gets derailed now, he probably won't mow the fucker for another month. We ain't talking Hank Hill here.
  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Wasn't this an episode of Desperate Housewives?
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Starman, if I didn't know better, I'd think you live on my mom's street.
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    OK, the peanut gallery has retired to the beer-garden in the basement.

    Mower Boy is wrapping things up. I think he's singing a medley from the Ozzy Osbourne catalog as he mows the final rows.
  12. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised nobody on this thread has mentioned Starman Justice.
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