WTF is wrong with VH1?

I was just flipping through the channels and when I came across VH1 I saw that they are running an I Love the New Millenium program. It's the same idea as their I love the 70s, 80s and 90s programs. There's one big problem, though, the decade isn't even fucking over yet. This is just absolutely pathetic. VH1 and MTV are now the two worst stations on television by extremely large margins. Their reality programs are even worse than the crappy ones every other channel runs.

 

Do they still play videos?

 

Very late at night and very early in the morning.

 

If I tried to list everything wrong with VH1, I'd wreck Webby's server. And then where would we be?

It was good when it used this logo:



Sucks now.

 

HA! I mentioned this to someone over the weekend. you'd think they'd wait til, you know, NEW YEARS DAY 2010 to unveil a look back at RIGHT NOW.

I'd give them some credit for being ironic, but I don't think they're that smart. So I guess, come New Year's Day 2010, we'll get I STILL LOVE THE MILLENIUM. Douchebags. Play videos.

 

Well, it's either this or a "Flavor of Love 3" marathon, so take your pick.

 

MTV and VH1 have been completely destroyed by the cancer of the fucking reality shows.

For about 10 years, I had MTV on probably 16 hours a day; I haven't watched 60 seconds of MTV in 10 years. If the cable company went to a la carte channel lineups, I'd dump it without a thought.

VH1 Classic is tolerable sometimes, but is also being destroyed as the two parent channels were by the malignant reality show plague.

 

I went on this rant tonight while watching "The Wedding Singer." Mostly because of the ridiculous, annoying pop-up ad they had during the show to promote it, but really - we've still got two damn years left.

Next thing we know, it's going to be "I Love The Third Week Of June 2008"

 

But they'll come up with a catchy tune that sticks in your head. I still get that stupid: I love the 80s...Strikes Back tune stuck in my head.

 

Were you even BORN in the 80s?

 

I had 3 solid years. And I know enough of the pop culture to get most of the jokes. I was pretty lost the few times I watched I love the 70s, though. Plus, I'll basically watch anything with Michael Ian Black in it.

 

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Aside from your wingspan.