WTF is it with Michigan State football coaches??

Went to a game at Spartan Stadium in 2005 when Penn State was there to clinch the Big Ten title.

As the fourth quarter was winding down, Penn State fans are chanting "B-C-S", throwing oranges on the field, et al.

A MSU fan looks at a group of celebrating Penn Staters and says, "Well, there's still Michigan. They ruined your season!"

Without missing a beat, PSU guy responds, "Yeah, there is Michigan. Not getting in there ruined your life."

MSU fan is stunned, starts heading to the aisle, utters a profanity then adds "hope your coach dies" as he walks up the steps.

Pretty much somes it up.

 

http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/11/07/does-the-carpet-match-the-drapes/

Saban? Vain? Noooooooooo...

 

I really have no interest in the color or condition of Saban's "carpet."

Now there are a few writers, in Michigan, Baton Rouge, and Tuscaloosa, who can probably tell us all about it.

 

It's a process, Starman.

You and your small brain can't comprehend that, aight?

 

The funny thing is that Michigan State always produces solid NFL talent -- really, they are probably 4th in the Big Ten in terms of the quantity and quality of guys who make it in the pros (behind OSU, Michigan and maybe Penn St. - but they might even be ahead of the Nittanys). Yet despite that talent, they find a way to suck every year. It really is amusing, and mindboggling. Despite their sucktitude, they still do manage to kill Indiana every single year, including the one where Bobby Williams was fired and half the team was suspended. Silly Hoosiers.

 

That's because the Old Brass Spittoon is the definition of MSU success.