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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Ford: Because Mommy Knows All There Is To Know About The Crying Game.
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: So Mommy can stop faking orgasms
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because mommy's gunt kept getting in the way.
  4. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Ford: When you're about to have two mommies.
  5. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy's pre-marriage contract is great evidence in court.

    Ford: Because hillbilly heroin might not be the only thing Daddy was paying the maid for.
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy never has two cups of coffee at home
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Ford: Because the Charlie Brown thread was locked
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

    The Charlie Brown thread was locked? WTF!
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Ford: Because mommy never let daddy draw any maps of the 50th state on her.
  10. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy's penis is now Daddy's vagina.
  11. Ford: Because Mommy Bought An AK.
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because mommy caught daddy with Mario Lopez.
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