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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Can Only Last 8 Seconds
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #37
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because mommy has a crippling inability to form meaningful interpersonal relationships.
     
    zeke12, Aug 14, 2006
    #38
  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Mommy Got Fat
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #39
  4. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Ford: Because a push down the stairs is no substitute for a trip to Planned Parenthood
     
    Mystery_Meat, Aug 14, 2006
    #40
  5. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    Frod: Because we can't spell.
     
    Rusty Shackleford, Aug 14, 2006
    #41
  6. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Ford: Because that coke on that hooker's ass wasn't going to snort itself, goddammit
     
    DisembodiedOwlHead, Aug 14, 2006
    #42
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    On a serious note, McDonald's has done something like this before in commercials, with Daddy picking up the kid and weekend-bonding over breakfast.

    Back on non-topic: Ford: Because Daddy Never Thought That Mommy Would Check Out His Cellphone Records and Call the Number That Appeared 126 Times, And Never Thought That Monique Would Forget to Say She Was a Business Associate.
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 14, 2006
    #43
  8. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy was caught with a male escort in his Escort.
     
    patchs, Aug 14, 2006
    #44
  9. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy is a cockdian.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Aug 14, 2006
    #45
  10. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy thought he was a Maverick when he was actually a Pinto.

    BTW, those 70s Fords were fugly.
     
    patchs, Aug 14, 2006
    #46
  11. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy was an Edsel in bed.

    God, I love this thread.
     
    patchs, Aug 14, 2006
    #47
  12. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Ford: Adultery is Job One.
     
    kokane_muthashed, Aug 14, 2006
    #48
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