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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    Ford: Because Mommy found what Daddy was really doing on Brokeback Mountain.

    Flash, you beat me.....
     
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Thread-Jacking is More Fun than Lauren Graham and a Barrel of Fruit-Rollups, Charlie Brown
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because daddy finished on the babysitter's grille.
     
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest


    Whoopsie, sorry. :eek:
     
  5. peixeiro

    peixeiro Guest

    Ford: Because Daddy no longer likes clitorii
     
  6. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Mommy and Daddy Only Got Married Because He Slipped One Past the Goalie
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because DNA tests proved you and your sister are only half-siblings.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because it really is your fault, everyone else just says it's not to be nice...
     
  9. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Mommy and Daddy Fight Because You Failed Algebra
     
  10. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy got caught doing things that are still illegal in Alabama and Mississippi.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Alimony is Job One.
     
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Spends All Day Post-Padding
     
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