Write your own caption, Manny being Manny edition

I love that Manny takes two hot dogs and two beers with him to the batting cages after some games.

 

That's a really crappy caption.

 

Hi mom. Yeah, I got your card. I'm still waiting on the hooker, though. She said she'd meet me back here.

 

"Verizon hired me as their new spokesman, ok, can you hear me now?"

 

Oh Hai! I iz in yer scorebord.

 

"It's like I'm in my car, but it's not moving! I'm freaking out, man!"

 

Outfielder Manny Ramirez of the Boston Red Sox is talking on his cellphone from inside the scoreboard at Fenway Park in Boston in the United States.

 

Or: O no! Iz the pitching chyange over allready?

 

Sorry, Papi, I had to shit this time.

 

Ey mang! Joo see where I'm hidin?

 

Boo.