Wrigley's beer of choice to have more flavor ...

... and all fans will get to enjoy it when it's tossed on the field.

http://www.jsonline.com/business/37581004.html

 

It occurred to me that the guy who wrote that story probably has the Beer Beat at the JS, and that seems like a pretty good job to have.

 

If it's not Heileman's Special Ex, don't call me.

 

But but but ... I like bargain beer.

 

Nothing ever good happens when something called Old Style has the word New in front of it.

 

Ah, fully krausened.

 

Wrigley's beer of choice is Zima.

 

Jerry Krause?

 

Oh, go krausen yourself.

 

You mean it will no longer taste like the urine of a hyper-hydrated panther who'd eaten a big lunch of asparagus?

 

I don't want to drink any beer that has already been ingested, processed and excreted by Jerry Krause.
Frankly, I don't know what they're thinking. This will not help sales.

 

My only real exposure to Old Style was a night drinking beers at the Billy Goat Tavern. I don't remember it being that bad a beer as it was, but I also will enjoy a cheap beer from time to time.