Wrath of God snow coming to where we normally do not have wrath of God snow

I buy beer and do so on Sunday, but I admire them for adhering to their principles all this time. I'll miss sneaking into the store just before 10 p.m. in order to grab some of their London broil. The marinade is almost as addictive as crack.

 

3 to 7 tonight
8 to 12 tomorrow in NOVA

Damn

 

Yeah. I'm expecting a "go home" meeting in a few minutes....

 

This.

Enjoy the snow!

 

But what's SJ without a litany of horrifically overused in-jokes? Eight seconds! sportschick is short and has lots of shoes! Heathers! Sonner was going to dominate a sandwich, but in reality the sandwich dominated Sonner! spnited is super old! DTGDTN! TTIUWOP! Superlatve. Noun. Ever.! And so forth.

 

Loosers.

 

They're going to be importing snow removal equipment from several states if that's the case.

 

In Toronto, people have collective amnesia when it comes to snow.

First snowfall of the seaon and everyone forgets how to drive in the stuff.

On one hand you get the idiots --almost always in SUVs---who act as if nothing has happened and continue to drive 120 kph when the rest of the world has slowed down to 80kph. And 99 times out of 100, they're the knucklheads who end up in the ditch. Good. one less soccer mom in an Escalade to worry about.

Then you get the ones who slow it down to 40 kph--and stay in the middle lane because, you know, there may be traffic merging in the right hand lane at the next entrance 5 km up the road.

To both groups: Stay the fuck home.

 

Did they buy the Community Pride stores as well?

 

The Diamond: brought to you by Zales.

 

Lots of stupid people in Toronto and area - who knew?? ;D