Wow - who knew Jeff Foxworthy had this in him?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

 

Tom Cochrane wrote and originally recorded that tune

 

Huh?

GARTH BROOKS -- "The Thunder Rolls"

"She runs back down the hallway
To the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol
Kept in the dresser drawer
Tells the lady in the mirror
He won't do this again
Cause tonight will be the last time
She'll wonder where he's been"

DIXIE CHICKS -- "Goodbye, Earl"

"Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
worked out a plan
And it didn't take long to decided

That Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down
and sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl"

PORTER WAGONER -- "The Banks of the Ohio"

"'Darlin', say that you'll be mine;
In our home we'll happy be,
Down beside where the waters flow,
On the banks of the Ohio.'

I took her by her pretty white hand,
I led her down the banks of sand,
I plunged her in
Where she would drown,
An' watched her as she floated down."

JOHNNY CASH -- "Folsom Prison Blues"

"When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry."

KENNY ROGERS -- "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"

"She's leaving now cause
I just heard the slamming of the door
The way I know I've heard it slamming
Some 100 times before
And if I could move I'd get my gun
And put her in the ground
Oh Ruby
Don't take your love to town"

 

Considering the statistics on who takes the most from the federal treasury as opposed to who contributes the most to it, it's probably only fair.

 

Fucking oceans.

 

I find myself pretty much a Deist but I very much envy people who think they have been "touched by the spirit." I very much find distasteful people such as yourself who would find grace in others something to poke fun at as "fake-pious". What makes you an expert on what is in other people's souls? I've seen Jeff Foxworthy hundreds of times on TV and never once did he mention religion. Here at the end of the awards show he makes a speech and you can somehow see into his soul that he's faking it? How did you obtain such god-like abilities?

And sure states like New York and Vermont send plenty of soldiers off to war. Those returning soldiers seem unified that no matter what political party they belong to - the one thing they agree on is that the mainstream media (people like yourself) have failed to accurately describe what is going on in Iraq because the MSM's political agenda is more important. And what percentage of those soldiers vote Republican even though they come from the bluest of blue states?

As far as Junior is concerned - on this board he has said he's been divorced (that info comes from him - not me). On this board I've said I like beer. He expolates regularly to insinuate I'm a drunk. I expolate his multiple divorces to him being an impotent wife-beater. Good for the goose - good for the gander.

And fenian - how many times are you going to play the "oh - you aren't worthy arguing with" card? It seems to me that every time that you get involved in a subject you had no business being in - that card comes out.

 

You guys need to find something better to argue about. Sheesh.

 

country music is not fun to listen to.

 

"As far as Junior is concerned - on this board he has said he's been divorced (that info comes from him - not me). On this board I've said I like beer. He expolates regularly to insinuate I'm a drunk. I expolate his multiple divorces to him being an impo"tent wife-beater. Good for the goose - good for the gander.
"
As classy as you are literate. I think you were going for "extrapolate" there, Citizen Journalist.
You're not worth arguing with. Some day, you'll learn that.

 

Greatest line I have ever read on SJ.

 

No, it isn't.
I made the baby Jeebus cry in line at Opryland.

 

Divorced!