Wow, the Ducks' jerseys SUCK

JR, it's the Preds' third jersey over (under?) all. Some colors were just not meant to be primary on a jersey.

 

Is that a Masturbating Bear jersey?

 

Did anybody happen to catch the Syracuse home unis today?

I've seen many shades of orange in my day, but I have no idea what to call this one.

And their helmets were awful as well.

 

The 84 Padres have a hockey team?

And yes, the Preds' Grey Poupon jerseys are ass.

 

How about a St. Patrick's Day twist to the good ole Astro Rainbows...

And you're telling me that the Rainbow was worse than this???

 

That Sox jersey is among the fugliest and coolest jerseys ever, all at the same time.

 

I'm surprised the Gods of TV, who control every other goddamn thing about sports, do not bring the goddamn hammer down on this bullshit of jerseys with no visible contrast -- dark blue on dark orange, white on gold, yellow on white, yadda yadda.

You can't see the numbers on TV. Bullshit.

 

They should have Boise State play on the Smurf Field in its blue jerseys one week.

Talk about headaches.

 

Yes. And it's also dead. The honey bear sweaters are kaput, in favor of a 70's-era throwback black jersey. I nearly shat myself in glee.

 

Not everyone can have the best jersey in the game ...

 

I tend to think the Chicago Blackhawks have one of the best jerseys around too.

 

The Ducks had a prime opportunity to move past the Disney era and upgrade.

Yet they failed somehow.

Their new duds look like something a semi-competitive dek hockey team would wear.

And the uniform the_rookie posted was part of a league-wide movement in the early 90's with new jerseys.

The Blues third jersey was so putrid, Mike Keenen refused to have the team take the ice in them when they were to debut in a nationally televised game.