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Wow, that hurts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Unibomber, Sep 4, 2006.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You know what, Cadet, I'm just gonna take your word on that. :-X :-X :-X
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Um...no thanks?

    Butterflied penis is not an entree I'm interested in.
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I know, I was just kidding. IJAG, it's enough to turn you off of men entirely...
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Butterflied Penis: The poor-selling follow-up hit to wedding staple "Butterfly Kisses."

    Edit: Crap on a stick, I spent my 19,000th post on the words "Butterflied penis." Wow.
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    "Butterflied penis
    In the morning air.
    Butterflied penis
    sutures stick in Cadet's hair."
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Are you kidding? Do you think I got anywhere near that?
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I wrote it in 10 seconds. I didn't say it was realistic.

    Well, except for the butterflied penis part.
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Well, it did rhyme. :)
  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    IJAG, that's just wrong.

    Funny as hell, but just wrong.
  11. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    Can't top Cadet's, but a friend of mine was playing street hockey, fell and with the metal of his skates sliced his scrotem wide open. I think it was 14 + stitches to get everything back in order.
    The guy didn't play again for a while.
  12. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    When I covered the team, there was a Saints receiver who had the same thing, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was. Basically, it means the balls get twisted. It can lead to big-time circulatory problems that can be life threatening, I believe.
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