Wow. So people still do karaoke--ONE FLOOR BELOW ME!!!!

Jesus Christ, I kid you not, as I opened this thread back up SHE STARTED SINGING WARWICK AGAIN!!!!

It's much better than this weekend, when her husband MURDERED "Bridge Over Troubled Water." By the end, I was hoping the bridge would be napalmed.

At this rate, I expect her and her husband to ask my wife and I to join them for "That's What Friends Are For" any day now.

 

If they ask you to join in on a rousing rendition of "We Are The World," I would find a new place to live if I were you!

 

The most amusing thing is she keeps repeating the line "I'll never..." as if she's trying to hit the right note.

Darling, you are singing karaoke in your house alone. It's close enough.

 

I'll never love this way again,
I'll never love this way again.

It's not even a high note to hit. Is she just that bad?

Where's that Gong Show gong when you need it!? ;D

 

They're so bad. So, so bad. But they're so nice. So we almost feel bad laughing at them up here.

It's not as entertaining as the sideshow at our last place: The guy upstairs banging his vocal girlfriend.

 

If I were you BYH, I'd start with some VERY loud sex when you get home from work. What? 2:30 ish. I mean get really loud -- vulgar language, etc. Make'm want to call the ambulance because they think you're killing your wife.

(Sorry, but I know the 8 second jokes are coming.)

 

Time to revive this puppy.

For the last hour, the woman downstairs has been MURDERING Patti LaBelle's "On My Own." I mean, clubbing it like a baby seal. She's trying to add her own inflections after the chorus. Good God, it's like a disembowling of the ears.

ON MY OWN ON MY OWN ALL BY MYSELF...if you were my wife you'd be all by yourself BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CARRY A TUNE!!!!

Goodness.

 

tape it and play it back, loudly...
Make a CD...

 

Either that or sing Billy Idol at the top of my lungs.

 

Outing alert: BYH is Michael McDonald. ;D

Oh well ... No Looking Back Now ... 8)

 

I think BYH needs to respond with a resounding acapella rendition of "Friends in Low Places"...That'll teach em