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Would you rather date the blind or the deaf?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mike311gd, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

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  2. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Time to Google "attractive blind girls."

    And I guess if you get mad at her you can either give her the finger (blind) or cuss her out (deaf) so it's a win-win and you won't get in trouble.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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    Why blind people should wear bells.
     
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  4. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    Deaf would keep you from ever getting in trouble for:

    1) talking to your "other" on the phone.
    2) screaming at her.
     
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    This is all I came up with:

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  6. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    If you're on the homely side, blind's the way to go. Just describe yourself as (enter favorite Hollywood hunk or babe here).
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    What makes you say that?
     
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Finally found one:

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    (It's actually Jessica Alba on the set of an upcoming movie, "The Eye.")
     
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  9. friend of the friendless

    friend of the friendless Active Member

    Sirs, uh, Sirs,

    Dated a girl whose sister was deaf. The sister could read lips so well that she often passed for hearing. Didn't tell a buddy one time when he asked her to dance--yup he just thought she was a bad dancer. Later he complained that she didn't talk to him--she couldn't hear him when his head was turn. He steadfastly refused to believe that she was deaf when we tried to break the news to him.

    YD&OHS, etc
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Jerry: All right, we're taking a car service. So we'll swing by and pick you up. How about six? (Laura looks offended). Six is good. (Laura looks offended and angry). You got a problem with six? (Laura opens the door and gets out). What? What?
     
  11. Because I was always considered a 'great listener' until I got married. Now I have whole conversations with my wife in which I don't retain a thing.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I wonder if you lose that part of your brain when you get married. That'd be quite the sacrifice.
     
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