Would you like breasts with your coffee?

Five baristas at a coffeehouse in Washington state charged with prostitution after giving customers a hands-on experience while they made their coffee:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33003900/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

 

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

TTIUWP

 

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

Sorry. Haven't been able to find any pics. But for your reading amusement, here's the link to the Everett story. The comments at the bottom are entertaining, to say the least.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090924/NEWS01/709249864&news01ad=1#Five.Everett.bikini.baristas.charged.with.prostitution

 

Grab-n-Go? No shit.

 

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

"nvestigators saw the women expose their crotches, lick whipped cream off their co-workers’ private parts and pose naked for pictures inside the Grab-n-Go"

also:

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."


waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

 

I'm not seeing a big upside in that sport.

 

Well, given the goings-on there, the money might have been wading in something ...

 

Yes. Yes I would.

 

Places leaves their customers perkolated.

 

This is straight out of that Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy, in which Starbucks had a special on latte handjobs.

 

I played that game with a stripper named Chelsey Charms in a WV club once. Google her name and be amazed.

 

Remind me again why this is illegal?

Oh that's right I forgot, we still have a bunch of knuckle-dragging conservatives trying to legislate morality walking around this country