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Would Berman say, "You're With Me, Leather"?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by SockPuppet, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Here's a great post from EBSBS on our favorite coed:

    Jenn Sterger and women like her are nothing new in terms of evolutionary biology: Chiloglottis trapeziformis, a type of orchid, produces a pheromone that fools male wasps into mating with it, thus pollinating the flower and leaving the wasp satisfied, dumb, smoking a cigarette underneath an eave somewhere thinking it’s just knocked up a hot young waspette and thus spread its genetic legacy successfully. Which it hasn’t. Which is exactly how a guy who just crawled off that sun-destroyed, silicone-wracked bag of mascara-covered leather must feel after pumping valuble cash and genetic material into an evening with her. Fraud comes in a thousand forms, and you’re looking at three of them right there.
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    All the more reason to avoid women who are fake and plastic. Real women with real curves are much more appealing.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member


    Sorry, couldn't resist that.
  4. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    You're With Me, Leather hits MTV: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/clips/ywml-suddenly-huge-with-13yearolds-182124.php
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Let me get this straight: an insect has sex with a flower?
  6. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Although a girl with a good sinker has her merits, too.
  7. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Or maybe just a split-tailed fastball.
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