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Would-Be Thief Impaled In Rectum

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by editorhoo, Nov 5, 2008.

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  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    That thief truly is an asshole.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Nov 5, 2008
    #25
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Don't be so hard on yourself, mikey.

    It spoils the fun for the rest of us.
     
    Ace, Nov 5, 2008
    #26
  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    "What crawled up his butt today?"
     
    Trey Beamon, Nov 5, 2008
    #27
  4. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Actually, isn't is "Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."?
     
    Sea Bass, Nov 5, 2008
    #28
  5. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    NAILED HIS A... ew.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Nov 5, 2008
    #29
  6. Moose A. Moose

    Moose A. Moose Member

    It's like Carlos Rogers said:

    "Hey, like a lot of people said, one president gonna stick it up your butt, the other one's gonna stick it further in the butt, so it don't matter, man. Whatever happens, happens. That's something we can't control."

    http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/11/post-game_quotes_smooth_cigars.html
     
    Moose A. Moose, Nov 5, 2008
    #30
  7. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Editorhoo,
    The blog post you thankfully gave us here to begin this thread was from late September.

    What, exactly, were you searching on Technorati two months later that brought you there?

    "Ass, poke, criminal"
    "Rectum, pain"
    "British, butt, thieves"
     
    Small Town Guy, Nov 5, 2008
    #31
  8. editorhoo

    editorhoo Member

    I was feeling a little frisky, so I Googled "Funky Butt Lovin'."

    But seriously, I saw it posted on another sports board I visit, and I thought all the perverts on here would appreciate it, so I thought I'd share. ;)
     
    editorhoo, Nov 5, 2008
    #32
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    More of an asscanyon, I'd say.
     
    The Big Ragu, Nov 5, 2008
    #33
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Do you feel dirty posting on other sports boards?
     
    Armchair_QB, Nov 5, 2008
    #34
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Indeed.

    Sorry, Ace. I'll make sure to give you the first shot next time.
     
    mike311gd, Nov 5, 2008
    #35
  12. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    No joke about spiking this story?

    C'mon, gang ... you're slipping.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Nov 5, 2008
    #36
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